Saturday, January 31, 2009

To be a good writer you have to be.........(quote)

someone once told me that..........

to be a good writer,


you should live in worlds that don't exist,


accomplish feats that no one else can understand


and believe that nothing but everything is impossibly possible...



---and to think that its all just fancy bullshit for saying 'use your damn imagination'----

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

A tribute to the past. (Nakakadrawing na ako!!!)

The past gave such wonderful things.

.............. all wonderful things must come to an end.


even so, these wonderful things will forever dwell in my heart.

because I'll always remember, and I'll never forget.





Friday, January 9, 2009

Natutunan ko sa chess set ni bob ong.

Totoo pa lang natututo ka sa paglalaro ng chess!

natuto akong himasin ang aking baba.

kung tutuusin, lahat ng matatalino, may balbas man o wala, ay laging hinihimas ang kanilang baba

tignan mo naman ang pose ni ninoy! astig tignan diba? at matalino pa siya!

ang mga humihimas ng kanilang baba ay matalino at astig.

at masarap himasin ang sariling baba....

...kahit tatlong galaw na lang ay mate ka na.

eh ano kung bob ong tao ako? hinihimas ko naman ang baba ko! ha!

(adapted from bob ong)


Tuesday, January 6, 2009

magkano po ang isang isaw?

I knew from the start, that there was no future to this.
what will happen, will happen. and so it did.
i knew...it was.... inevitable.

even then, i owe you much thanks....
it was fun...while it lasted....

i really hoped, you were someone i could love
and not just a lesson i had to learn.

goes to show, some hopes, were already shattered the moment
you made them.



thank you for the lesson, and you are welcome for my love, if
ever you thought it was something to be thankful for.


That is my life.


Now i bow, and the curtains will close.

the grand play of deception...







...has ended.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Sabi daw ng pari....

(cue deep slow old person voice that has subtle yet strong emotion)

There was once a man, who was quite well off in life. he considered himself very successful in life, as he worked in a top position in the company he worked for.

one day, the man's son came to his office and asked, "Father, how much do you earn in work?".

To which the man haughtily replied, "Well my son, since i have a high position in the company, and because i am so diligently focused in my work, i earn 1000 pesos per hour!"

The man then hastily sent his son away, for he claimed that he was too busy for idle talk.

The next day, the son went to the man's office again and said, "Father, could you lend me 200 pesos?"

"For what good purpose should i give you hard-earned money?" asked the man sternly.

To this, the boy replied, "i took out my allowance and saw that i had 800 pesos. if you lend me 200 now, i would have a thousand. if i give you that thousand, then it will be okay for us to talk for an hour."

.............................................


moral lesson: parents should give their kids more allowance so they can buy ps3's. pero seriously. balance work and family time. it is essential for ps3...

Sunday, January 4, 2009

My 7 deadly sins...bwahahahaha >=)

WRATH
Who did you last get angry with?
-frickin brother

What is your weapon of choice?
- love swords. period. i'm gonna ise it like a badminton racket =))

Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
-uhm...i dunno...maybe not...?
How about the same sex?
-yes, i would hit on the same sex XDDDD

Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
-i forgot, and i'd rather forget anyway...

Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
-i have a problem with that...but i'm getting better! i, promise!

SLOTH
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't?
-take a bath...i only ever take baths if i go out of the house....which isn't all the time is it? ^_^

Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
-...gi....(sigh)

What is the last lame excuse that you made?
-procrastination and fear of shame...
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
-uhm, is that a bad thing?
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
-3...actually, i usually don't remember cuz it always seems like a dream...

GLUTTONY
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
-gahh! frappucinos!

Are you a meat eater?
-almost exclusively...
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
-is a sip from one mixed with soda counted?

Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?
-yep. i'm healthy and happy =D

Do you enjoy candy and sweets?
-i love chocolates! did you know they're aphrodesiacs? want some? haha!

Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
-oohhh....i love things a little spicy.....tsssssss...>=)

Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?
-wth?! i'm not that desperate...

GREED
How many credit cards do you own?
-i wish i had any...

If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
-FIRST THINGS FIRST, I SHALL BUY A PS3 WITH GAMES I WANT. i'll just think of what to do with the rest afterwards =))

Would you rather be rich or famous?
-rich! cuz being famous sometimes backfires on ya. at least with money, you have insurance, haha!
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?
-...uhm...i always believed that i should love my work...but, who can't love money?! >=)

PRIDE
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?
-everything! >=)) haha, well, except a few embarasing moments...

What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
-well, i'm trying to be their perfect son, not because they want me to, but because it is a mandate of my pride. so yeah, i'm making them proud of my personality and things...

What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life?
-have a street named after me...XD that, or have my name printed in school texbooks so children will be forced to memorize my name forever! >=)

Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
-despite my pride, i'll be thankful i got a place in the first place. but if a smart-ass braggart bastard is on top of me, well, that's different.
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
-yeah...i guess i have...except in competitions i never underestimate the enemy. HAHA JOO R ALL NEWBS!

Have you ever cheated to get a better score?
...UHM, MO COMMENT...

What did you do today that you're proud of?
-deciding to write a blog for a change =))

LUST
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)?
....uhm, if i had a peso for every naked person i've seen like that...i'd have a ps3 by now...

How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)?
-...5, yes, i remember them all very much >=)
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?
...that's a trick question right?

What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?
-...yeah, it has to be the face...kinda hard to fap to something that doesn't have a face...haha...but yeah, i appreciate emotions and cuteness that you can only see on their faces...

Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons?

-...yeah, i wish....no, really. ^_^
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
-...no way, not now, not ever. sayang pera.

ENVY
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
- PS3, that and some certain friend's cute little brothers. bwahahahaha! yes, i'll gladly trade my own for yours! let's do business!

Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
...-uhm...is that a tv show or something...?

If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?
- i wouldn't want to be anyone else in the world but me! my pride demands it. but, yea, i wanna be bill gates cuz, I WOULD OWN THE XBOX360 AND I COUD USE MY IMBA RICHNESS TO FINALLY BUY A PS3. hehe...