The Love Emo....
He is unlike all the other emos, in that his only distress is heartache
He hates no one but himself for being too weak to create or maintain a relationship
He further intensifies his suffering not by inflicting physical pain, but by listening and singing sappy love songs
He thinks that every song about heartbreak applies to him
He may also occasionaly write sappy heart break poems or write random thoughts about heart break that he posts on the internet
He does not wear black, or any other themed clothing/accesories, rather, he writes the name of his love on his various posessions (on visors/caps, shoes, notebooks, calculators, skin, etc.)
He will try to find other love emos to be with so that he will have an audience to his stories of heartbreak, if there are none, he will pesterhis non love emo friends, regardless if they listen or not.
He does not usually resort to suicide, but if he ever does, his choice of suicide would not be the quick and easy slash the wrist cliche, rather, he will resort to the slow but sure death by Manila smoked breaded fried street isaw. (available at various Manila stretcorners for P10 a stick. Guaranteed to lose three minutes of your life per serving.)
-According to the self experience original field research by Geronimo M.
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