Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Ten things i hate about manila...

if i'm gonna go to UP Manila for college...then i'll have to get used to these for the next 4 years...O_O

1. There is no difference from the air you breathe and the smoke from passing jeeps...

2. Side walks that look decent periodically smell like a used toilet...(apparently, some people consider it a decent toilet...)

3. When i try to take a piss in a urinal, there's a strand or strands of pubic hair in it

4. said urinal is higher than my waist....

5. said urinal and the whole CR it's in doesn't have water to wash with...

6. when you need to take a bus ride, there's a conveniently plenty supply of buses that are either full (including standing passengers) or goes somewhere you don't need to go...[especially when it's raining...]

7. Patience is a scarce yet essential quality for late afternoon commuters...

8. Some drivers consider the red and green lights in a traffic light to both mean "go" anyway, (and might've thought that the MMDA put it in two different colors for go just bcuz they have a gay sense of color preference...)

9. MMDA traffic people are not more effective than said traffic lights

10. traffic is a reasonable motive for murder. (not that i saw someone die, it's just that late afternoon traffic is murder...)


yeah, i know i'm being whiny....but there's no other place i can bitch at...=))

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