Ok, here goes, credits to my older cousin for these jokes.
(Heto na ang ka cornyhan...)
Joke Number 1:
(Sa isang math class)
Teacher: class, question, kung meron akong isang piraso ng karne at hinati ko ito, ilang piraso na?
Boy: 2 po mam!
Teacher: at kung hinati ko pareho?
Boy: 4 piraso po!
Teacher: kung hinati ko ulit...
boy: 8 piraso po
Teacher: at kung hinati ko pa?
Boy: 32 piraso na po!
Teacher: kung hinati ko ulit?
Boy: ...64 po! (nagagalit na)
Teacher: at hinati ko pa? at dalawang beses ko pa hinati pagkatapos nun?
Boy: .......................p*t*ng *n* mo mam! GINILING NA YUN! GINILING!
Joke number 2:
teams of archeologists from diff. nations excavated ancient ruins from their respective countries to discover how their ancestors communicated....
Japanese archeologists digging 100m down found a copper wire
Japanese: "very good! our great ancestors of 1000 years already had telephone!"
American archaeologists digging 200m down found a fiber optics cable
Americans: "My god! this means our great forefathers already had broadband 2000 yrs ago!"
Filipino Archaeologists digging 500m down found nothing
Filipinos:.............
"ang lupit ng mga ninuno natin! WIRELESS!
(end of ka cornyhan...) =D
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